Dude your Girlfriend is crazy! I can’t believe she keeps banging on our door. How long are you going to keep pretending like you’re not home? Ugh she’s totally mental. Why’d you guys break up anyway? Why was she jealous? You’d never cheat on her. She was jealous of me?! Why? What?! That’s insane. We’re brother and sister, why would she even think that we’d be fucking around? I mean obviously I’m your sister and you’re always going to love me more than any of your girlfriends but it’s just different. We would never do that… and you’d never think of me like that…right?
You’re sister is better than any girl you’ve ever met. Smart, funny, sweet, and sexy as hell. You weren’t willing to admit to yourself how much you wanted her, so when your girlfriend accused you of having a crush on her, you broke things off.…. But she won’t leave you alone and now all you can think about is how much you wanna bang your sweet little sister.