Welcome to the lonely c*** club!
I’m so glad you made it, I really didn’t think anyone would show. I mean the only thing more humiliating than having a lonely c*** is attending a club for it LOL. Like you are admitting to yourself AND others that your c**** is useless and that NO ONE wants to touch it hahaha. This is probably really uncomfortable for you, so I’m going to set the mood with this special fragrance. (It just helps you relax and loosen up) Make sure to take BIG DEEP BREATHS! Lol